this hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!
if you're unfamiliar, google that headline for a nice surprise
yo yo yo—I hopped on the Substack trend like every other millennial in the midst of a global pandemic fueled crisis. Without getting too deep into the depressing details, I woke up this morning to start this after having a panic attack last night about missing my grandpa (Daday). We used to talk on the phone and text daily, and I desperately miss having him around to talk to about everything and nothing all at the same time. So I guess that makes this my way of grieving, kind of? /// anyway, I’ll share these whenever I feel like it (probably weekly) and it will likely follow a similar format. What a treat!
what songs are you listening to on repeat lately?
when I was on tinder + bumble swiping my life away, my opening line was always “hey (name), what songs are you listening to on repeat lately?” I used it so much that after a while, my phone just had the words ready in the suggested text bar above my keyboard so I just tapped that a few times and hit send. In case you’re wondering, yes, I swiftly unmatched anyone who had shit taste in music. Here are a few I have on repeat:
honestly, ya, I’m obsessed
TikTok—ok, ok, who isn’t? Well my boyfriend, for starters, and my roommate. So I need an outlet who understands to share a few of my fav TikTok trends.
#midsizefashion umm heLLo?? I didn’t realize there was a name for my body type but I feel seen by the fellow thicc ladies of TikTok
#punchneedle rugs…I am so into this shit. I need to order all the supplies for this and start my new career as a rug maker, brb
@see.en.nuh + 🐿️💨 her body positive trend + silly squirrel dance—just go to her TikTok and watch her videos, here’s a good place to start
this was a major treat—I got my nails done at a salon on labor day and honestly I AM A NEW WOMAN. I know there are far more important things going on in the world right now and this sounds ridiculous, but I hadn’t gotten my nails done since February and it just made me feel normal for an hour. I feel v happy every time I look at my nails now. If you’re looking for that perfect classic red nail, try Coca Cola Red by OPI.
before I found some new songs (see above) I was getting really sick of my music, which is the worst feeling for me. I tend to listen to songs I like on repeat so many times that I destroy them and permanently burn them deep into the folds of my brain. So I decided to turn to podcasts. I listened to a lot of shit pods before I found one I liked, and I’d still like to find more, so plz hit me with your reccos if you have em.
Seek Treatment with Cat and Pat — (!!!) I have been hardcore binging this pod
Powerful Truth Angels — I love Matty Matheson and the eps with Eric Andre and Andrew from All Gas No Breaks were funny and interesting
if you haven’t developed an online shopping addiction during quarantine then you’re probably lying to yourself
I put off going to the dentist for so long due to ~anXieTy~ and now I have like 5-7 appointments at the dentist over the next few months. I asked my hygienist what toothbrush she recommended and I bought a few things from BURST. If you like having squeaky clean teeth u should 100% buy this shit—I’m really into it.
I bought CBD/melatonin sour gummies bc I was #influenced by Emily Gellis (yes, of the FFactor drama) and bc I can’t fucking sleep ever due to CRIPPLING ANXIETY.
#1 purchase of the week—I already had a coffee table but I bought another one bc I got a notification from target that furniture was 20% off, and I’m a sucker for a sale.
things that gave me an asthma attack
if u know me then you are fully aware that if I laugh too hard, I will begin wheezing and coughing until I have a full blown asthma attack and need my inhaler. I definitely have a weird sense of humor but these this so funny to me, I needed you to see it too.
I realllllly haven’t laughed this fucking hard at something in such a long time—I just love cats eating watermelon. I made the decision to update my IG burner account to be public (bc it’s no fun keeping it to myself) and I found another watermelon cat image to use as my profile pic—peep it out + follow me if u wanna keep up with my silly BS.
P.S. if you haven’t googled the headline yet, here ya go.